knightscrest: SOMEONES ON MY BLOG GOTTA ACT NATURAL
salmiakkivodka: If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage But homosexuality is bad I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with
rabioheab: i can’t wait until the days when we’re all old and the stereotype is that old people like rap and dubstep
when you ship a ship so hard you don’t even care about the smut; you just want a billion page book about their entire lives beginning to end and how their lives are intertwined with one another’s and how beautiful their love is
kapooyah: fic of otp rated m “rated m for swearing hahaha XDDD”
ballerdollar: lessons learned from anime don’t get inside the robot people with bad haircuts always lose the cute girl is psycho the cute guy isn’t human when in doubt scream “baka” and run away glasses should be adjusted with one finger in a condescending manner gotta catch em all and maybe probably respect your elders
thedrawbridgethatismypants: If France had raised America, Alfie would be just like Tamaki Suoh.
Minnesota: Oh, you're finally enjoying the weather now that the rain has stopped?
Minnesota: LOL NOPE
dooblerdoo: whenever I create a text post
brandisbigbootybitches: im gonna make a movie that’s titled “WILL SOMETHING SCARY HAPPEN?” and it will feature an hour and a half of someone walking around their house in the dark doing various things that COULD be the prelude to something scary but nothing actually scary will happen until after the credits when spooky scary skeletons will play
robolagomorph: Professor Layton games, more like Professor Feels: The Endless Tears amirite
heta-ali: HI I’M ALFRED F. JONES AND WELCOME TO JACKASS *pulls random lever in an alien spaceship*
zackisontumblr: if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made
vriska-serkitty: mentallychallengedtesticle: jingleheimer schmidt i didn’t even stutter
corink: smekday: did somebody say baseball
I don't normally like disclosing where I live, but to anyone who follows me or sees my posts, please keep Oklahoma in your thoughts and let's all be thankful for what we have..
There are 51 confirmed dead, and 40 children missing from the elementary schools and hospitals that were hit by the F4 tornado.
mylilsunshine: icouldntfindanyotherusername: fucking-tom-hiddleston: k-lionheart: continualsanitynotlikely: If this gets 3 million notes I’ll make a dress out of these And wear it to the nearest major city SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES. YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR OMG I’VE NOT BEEN THIS EXCITED SINCE THE FLUFFY...
foreveralone-lyguy: troix: foreveralone-lyguy: internetexplorers: change the world today by doing a thing How much thing? like 8 thing That’s too much thing
anastasiya-braginskaya-russia: AU where France and Sweden switch personalities and everyone is really freaked out about it
stupidstagram: the worst thing about the internet is that people can say really dumb things without getting knocked the fuck out
cloysterbell: martincrief: TOMORROW IS THE 23RD OF NOVEMBER ISN’T IT? #if we reblog this every day for the next six months eventually it will be true …that’s my birthday. I’m just going to pretend you’re all really excited about my birthday.
ffapanese: half the time i want to dress like a badass punk rocker and the other half i want to dress in full sweet lolita and the whole time i have no money to do either
the-laughing-cactus: jaclcfrost: if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners